A guide to being less dumb by using dumbness

Step 1: Just be dumb.

Step 2: Say Volia because it makes you seem smart for no reason.

Step 3: Just try to not be dumb even when you're supposed to be dumb for no reason.

Step 4: Forget everything you just read and you'll be smart and less dumb by using dumbness that is very dumb even though it's less dumb by using dumbness.